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how much is a human life worth? what about the life of a black man?

Sunday, July 11th, 2010

2-4 fuckin years according to alameda county california. where is the justice in this? an officer of the law shoots someone whos handcuffed and its involuntary manslaughter? its a travesty is what it is. its also murder and execution. as expected, there were protests after the verdict was given. they started off peaceful and after dark the real protesting started. although im not sure what looting foot locker has to do with civil disobedience… but whatever works, i guess.

more pics here.

you motherfuckers.

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

the mta is against everything unless they are capitalizing off of it. graffiti writers have been fined out the ass for catchin motions on trains and doin top to bottoms. the mta claims its expensive to clean the graffiti off and so the courts force people who are more than likely already below the poverty line to pay a fine to a multi million dollar corporation.

for any smart ass who thinks im unaware of the fact that the mta has no shareholders or owners, go fuck yourself. someones still makin $ off straphangers no matter what their title is.

at any rate, the mta is now going to advertise on the train. on the outside of the actual fucking train. they got rid of the red birds for big ass target posters? die.

also, i love how they bragged that it took days for the project to be completed. any one who knows how to use youtube can see graffiti writers doin entire clean trains in a matter of hours.

rip tem money gtp. mikey espo, we love you.

Friday, February 5th, 2010

its too soon, it was too sudden. i lose my breath thinking about it.


baby faces.

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lil kim got the michael jackson nose goin on.

Monday, January 25th, 2010


all that self loathing and desire to be a black barbie doll really fucked her up. i already sorta disliked her because most of her rhymes are ghostwritten and shes mostly braggin about sucking cock for $ which makes her a talentless mistress aka a hood bird who happened to fuck the right nigga, but now her music is major trash and she looks like latoya jackson. i still quote some of ‘her’ lines though. fuck you, im bi polar.

oh noes!

Thursday, January 21st, 2010


your local weed dealer is about to start lookin for a second job. the medical marijuana is nj is gonna have prices droppin like crazy. the post did a story and they found a hustler who is doin the math:

The estimated cost for medical marijuana in New Jersey is roughly $125 an ounce. The New York dealer who spoke to the Daily News said he sells the same product for $500.

“You can’t drop prices to match that,” he said. “You’d lose hundreds of thousands of dollars.”

“As a smoker, I think it’s great. But from a business aspect, it’s going to cut a lot of people,” he said.

looks like washington heights will be havin their own recession.

rip 5 pointz.

Monday, December 28th, 2009

sad to say, but 5 pointz (originally phun phactory) will be closing for good at some point in 2010. the realty company who owns the building has decided that the repairs ordered by the dept of buildings is too costly and is going to… wait for it… build condos instead! yay gentrification!

Homeboy met me 2 minutes ago and he already knows I’m crazy.

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Daisy likes to pick up strays.  It’s like they gravitate towards her.

So I meet her at our usual spot and shes with this kid. I think it’s her boy. Apparently not. Homeboy stands RIGHT next to her and my face has this look of ‘where’s the personal space??’ and she gives me the ‘OMG WTF is he doing!?’ eyes. Dsy hates personal contact. If you ain’t fucking you ain’t touching. basically.

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My third eye seen it coming.

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

I’m fascinated!!! I nodded my head for about 90% of this video. Joe Rogan makes so many good points.

“It freaks you out because you like to be in control, but you’re not in control bitch, you’re going to die. No ones in control, you’re in control of your body for a short period of time and you should experiment with it.”

In moderation, of course.

No wonder its raining.

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

My fingers tap the keys while thinking for the words I want to say but I’m so speechless. I would never think in a million years that you would go out like that. You didn’t even like drugs..

What do you say at a time like this? Do you go through all the memories in your head and realize most have been stored and some forgotten because its been so long. I have this heavy feeling of ‘DAMN’. I’m never going to see this person again. Never going to laugh about bullshit. Talk trash to each other. The feeling I can’t get over the most is imagining how his mom feels. That feeling of emptiness can knock the wind right out of you. My heart goes out to her.

We try to take that mini vacation away from the everydayness but sometimes it can lead us into early retirement.

It’s a sad lesson.

RIP Tommy, you”ll be forever loved and remembered.


I remember when he got out of jail this song was coincidentally being played on the radio non-stop.

Pictures help you remember things you have forgotten.

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I see the most bizarre things outside my window. People getting robbed, beat up, rolled up on etc….

I would have never remembered this happening if I didn’t snap a picture of it. Basically I was woken up out of a dead sleep at 4:30am to a rap cypher. Random. Who are all these people that come to these benches?! Are these benches listed on Yelp or something?

Luckily I had no where to be today or I would have been pissed if I had like an hour left of sleep until I had to wake and start the rat race.

We use to be friends.

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

I really liked Myspace at one time. I was put on to a lot of things I would have never ran into. Most of our customers have come from myspace. But I would like to know WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE CLUB FLYERS!?!? Seriously. It’s horrible. I think myspace should include a “Delete this person forever” button.

Things that make you go, huh?

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

How amazing and tedious.

See how to do it here.

This is pretty amazing.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009


Paintball Pop Art Marilyn Monroe – Watch more Funny Videos

“We are douchebags”

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Do girls really date guys like this? Dude in the pink shirt is hysterical.

I kinda like Axe spray though. Does that make me a douchebag lover?

What a Wednesday.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

So remember when I wrote about how I needed these?

Well I went to the toy store and bought ONE. And what are the fucking odds I got the EXACT one I wanted!! That shit NEVER happens! It was kinda like being on Queens Bully to take a fillin out and there is not one car in sight.

Also bought a re-ment mini sweats and got the healthy fruit smoothies. Oooh the Irony.
And this ridiculously cute strawberry Tofu.

Reminded me of this

Classic.

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What would Richie Rich think?

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Gothamist said it best “A church becomes a nightclub, a nightclub becomes a store, NYC becomes Disney World, and so on.”

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YES, you read it correctly the Limelight is turning into a “mall” with approximately 50 stores to open before the holidays. Shopping in a church can’t be as creepy as eating ecstasy pills in one. I wonder what Richie Rich would think. Maybe he can open a store there? Oh the irony.

I hated the limelight. It was thin and tall and to walk from room to room it felt like a rollercoaster line at Great Adventure.

Let’s have one last dance, for good ol’ times.

9.11.09

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Here we are 8 years later and nothing resolved. We’re still fighting a war that can’t be won and still building the new towers that seem as if they will never be finished. Where is the memorial grounds for all the people we have lost?

The USA and NY came together when we were in straight fear to say fight! fight! fight! But after 8 years with no resolution how come we don’t come together to say change! change! change!

I use to think ignorance was bliss. I lived a long time feeling that way.
But now I live a life of knowledge is power.

Thanks Tim Heyne for sharing the video.

ive been had.

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

turns out roxanne shante didnt accomplish many of the things she claimed in that daily news story.

an investigative report done by some dude at slate.com came through with these facts:

* According to Warner, neither it nor any of its subsidiary record labels ever had a contract with Shanté, and it was not obligated to pay for her education. Indeed, there’s no evidence that it ever did.
* Shanté—real name Lolita Shanté Gooden—doesn’t have a Ph.D. from Cornell or anywhere else. Indeed, she admitted it in an interview with Slate. And Cornell has no record of Gooden (or “Shanté”) ever attending or receiving a degree.
* According to Marymount Manhattan College records, Shanté enrolled there but dropped out less than four months later without ever earning a degree.
* New York state records indicate that no one named Lolita Gooden or Roxanne Shanté is licensed to practice psychology or any related field.

everybodys got a hustle, but daaaaaamn son. why you had to play me like that?

my afterthought when ive just acted on impulse.

Monday, August 17th, 2009

White Chocolate

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

OMG, funniest shit I’ve seen in a while.

Kids really the internet works wonders… if you cant get some pussy else where try online dating or some shit.  I’d link the videos directly but i cant seem to find a working code! anyone care to help please?

Watch this first    Pretty Ricky – Late Night Special

Then this  White Chocolates’ Remix