There comes those moments in life when I could take a baseball bat and destroy every item I own. I can visually see myself smashing my toy case or pushing over the bakers rack and feeling some sense of relief. But than logic kicks in and says ‘asshole, if you do that you’re only fucking yourself’ and than I roll something.

Now if only we were in China where a shopping mall in Shenyang has opened a special store for women to break all kinds of normal household things – smashing them to smithereens with baseball bats.

Mall business manager Wang Jingyu told the People’s Daily that the aim is for ‘women to come here to feel like they are in their own homes but without any limitations. They can break anything here.’

The rooms are set up so it feels like your bedroom or living room.

Sorry, no men allowed.

Bring it to NYC please, you know we need it the most.

I received a text the other day with this picture. (2esae you’re the best! you always look out!!). The JHeart is faintly rocking under the rat. I’m really wondering if this photo is in some kind of photobucket thing or maybe they search flickr for new york photos? Because what are the odds that the same heart is rocking on 2 different shirts? Back in 2005 DKNY printed the JHeart on one of there shirts. Odd.

usually. but i do make exceptions and in the case of rainbow bacon, im with it.

your local weed dealer is about to start lookin for a second job. the medical marijuana is nj is gonna have prices droppin like crazy. the post did a story and they found a hustler who is doin the math:

The estimated cost for medical marijuana in New Jersey is roughly $125 an ounce. The New York dealer who spoke to the Daily News said he sells the same product for $500.

“You can’t drop prices to match that,” he said. “You’d lose hundreds of thousands of dollars.”

“As a smoker, I think it’s great. But from a business aspect, it’s going to cut a lot of people,” he said.

looks like washington heights will be havin their own recession.

this old dude (74 to be exact) was arrested in la, in early november for puttin up his stickers all over the place. i guess the itch follows you till you drop. check his website whoisjohnscott.com

just got a healthy dose of channage in my life. fuck you, figure it out.

I’m fascinated!!! I nodded my head for about 90% of this video. Joe Rogan makes so many good points.

“It freaks you out because you like to be in control, but you’re not in control bitch, you’re going to die. No ones in control, you’re in control of your body for a short period of time and you should experiment with it.”

In moderation, of course.

We all say the same thing; “There just isn’t enough hours in the day”.

So here is a solution to get more bang for your life buck.

It seems that all you really need to survive and feel rested is the REM phase, which is only a tiny portion of your actual sleep phases at night. You only spend 1-2 hours in REM sleep during any given night, and the rest is wasted on the other seemingly useless phases.

There are five methods for polyphasic sleep that all focus on many 20-minute naps throughout the day and possibly a couple hours of core sleep at night.

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So remember when I wrote about how I needed these?

Well I went to the toy store and bought ONE. And what are the fucking odds I got the EXACT one I wanted!! That shit NEVER happens! It was kinda like being on Queens Bully to take a fillin out and there is not one car in sight.

Also bought a re-ment mini sweats and got the healthy fruit smoothies. Oooh the Irony.
And this ridiculously cute strawberry Tofu.

Reminded me of this

Classic.

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we can officially name this summer, the summer of death. many celebrities, even fans have been struck with grief dealing with the loss of loved ones.

DJ AM’s death takes many people by surprise just because, less then a year ago he was a victim of a horrible plane crash and was a survior along side Travis Barker. I think a lot of people just assumed well, he’s had his close encounter with death..and that’s it, he’ll be good for a long time to come.

the moment I found out about his death I thought to myself; wow this is really some final destination shit. it’s a fact that when you’re meant to die, you will die and any interference with that will just put it off for some time, until death comes knocking on your front door again.

I’m just kind of baffled at the timing of all of this, to date; it has yet to be a full year since the crash (september 19th) and then it happens the same day final destination comes out? kind of like a freaky weird coincidence, especially that he dies almost a year to date of his original scheduled day so to speak.

Adam Goldstein you have checked in to your final destination, where your visit is a permanent one. may you enjoy your stay with the many late great people who have checked in with you.

bolivia has a cocaine bar. thats right, all you musty/sweaty ass coke fiends that pile up in the bars in bk and the l.e.s. need to get mommy and daddy to send you backpacking to la paz. because, thanks to crooked cops and dirty politics, that city has become home to the worlds first cocaine bar.

photo courtesy of dash snow. rip.

ive got the whole trip planned out for you check it: you stay here, at the adventure brew hostel. you eat free pancakes, drink microbrew on the rooftop lounge area, get wasted enough to need a bump or 2 and head out to route 36 and hit the slopes, so to speak. your hostel doesnt have a curfew so feel free to sniff your life away until you need a bed to curl up and feel like youre dying in. the menu is as follows, its 100 bolivianos/g for regular blow and 150 bolivianos/g for the ‘i cant feel my face’ blow. so if you break it down, thats $22.00 per gram for the raw uncut. the coke thats sold here, been stepped on 20 times over and costs $20 for 1/2 a gram pales in comparison.

yo im bout to become some underworld travel agent. word.

OMG, funniest shit I’ve seen in a while.

Kids really the internet works wonders… if you cant get some pussy else where try online dating or some shit.  I’d link the videos directly but i cant seem to find a working code! anyone care to help please?

Watch this first    Pretty Ricky – Late Night Special

Then this  White Chocolates’ Remix

It’s true..

I’m more of a Rust-o girl.

I have been working on a project since October of 07 and I was suppose to be done November of 08. Well the Grand Opening was pushed back once and now twice.

The commute has been brutal, approximately 2 hours one way! That is 1,040 hours in one year. Approximately 43 days of my life wasted on mass transit.

The project has been put on hold due to the wonderful economy and the remainder of my team has been let go as of May 31st. I couldn’t be happier!! I get to work on Tough Love full time and have the summer off to act like a rebellious teenager. I haven’t had a summer off since freshmen year of High School and I graduated in ‘99 (you do the math).

So here is to summer of 09!!!!!

I’ve taken the liberty to introduce my self

drum roll please ….

You can address me as Ingrid Lightyear of Star Command, or Ingy for short.

When I’m not out saving the world, I like to enjoy myself by
slaving away my day at school in order to receive my B.A.; when actually the M.A. gets you the job (to all you over achieving bastards, THANKS… thanks a lot man), way to set the bar high! As you can see I’m extremely geeky lol … I also laugh at my own jokes and dont work weekends. I can be calm and collective, well spoken and reserve or the complete opposite; it really depends on the setting in which we meet. I constantly lose my mind and have the attention span of a goldfish, my knuckles really hurt and I’m currently dying on WOW as i write this blog …

Good looks Jes for involving me with TL
Hope you enjoy my bloggin’ -_-

lol, thanks MK<3 – DLISTED!

click to read this, it’s insane – fuck clutch bags, lol