it seems that pixar has some demented and yet awesomely creative people working for their empire. josh cooley, hats off to you sir.

patrick moberg created these and omfg its teh lulz! im posting my faves but you can click here for more.

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this old dude (74 to be exact) was arrested in la, in early november for puttin up his stickers all over the place. i guess the itch follows you till you drop. check his website whoisjohnscott.com

just got a healthy dose of channage in my life. fuck you, figure it out.

if youre in the hood enough, you hear those stupid niggas who go “i got that ____” (enter name of illicit drug there) well now, hopefully (ill keep my lil fat sausage fingers crossed) youll here them sayin “i got them obamas”

KA said it the best, “If its Free Friday, I’m there. If not, it’ll be more like Shoplift Friday”

Unemployment is fun and all but it restricts what I can buy. Makes me think twice three times about purchasing another pair of sneakers. I torture myself looking through circulars and catalogs. Email blasts haunt me. I thought it would teach me how to be frugal but all it taught me was how to be broke.

On the biggest shopping day of the year, while everyone’s on line waiting to trample that new employee I’ll be sleeping dreaming about Nike’s and that Marc Jacobs bag that Roxee was rocking on Wednesday night.

Let me know how many people you punched in the face to get your kid that new Tickle me Elmo whatever the new toy is this year.

Encore…

Gotta love cleverness.

This is for when I become an MTA bus driver.

Need it.

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Do girls really date guys like this? Dude in the pink shirt is hysterical.

I kinda like Axe spray though. Does that make me a douchebag lover?

Aren’t these great costumes???

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Trick or Treat!

Why hello there!

Yeah, I’m not all there. haha.

Have a safe weekend and stay away from the unmarked candy!!

So let’s talk briefly about daisy’s obsession about doing the Hora. It’s on her kick the bucket list.

So basically she wants to bully her way to the chair and get on it. When done, she will jump down and crowd surf. Now, someone told me that that is an invitation to violation but I don’t know, she might enjoy that. haha.

So how are we going to make this happen?!

Here’s to you Daisy!

It started with a pitcher of sangria. MmMmMm. Sorry, no flick. We inhaled it.

Then Steven and I became birthday crashers. haha. What a yummy cake. =)
Who goes to a birthday party and takes flicks of someone blowing out the candles they don’t know?!?

Hi Steven! How’s that chip??

Om nom nom nom.

and ended the night with a pitcher of blood orange something or other. haha.

All in all it was a great night.

I didn’t end up in bookings. =x

You would bail me out, right?

Just one of those days…

Halloween is right around the corner and the stores are packed with fun stuff. This year I didn’t get to make the costume I wanted. Hopefully next year. You want to know? Too bad you’re going to have to wait!! Here is my costume from back in the days….

If you haven’t figured it out yet, I was a hit of E. I took an M&M costume and turned it inside out and my boy airbrushed the e train stamp and on the back it said “you are what you eat”. I LOVED this costume. Went clubbing. people licked my costume. wanted to take me home. I would just wave at people with the gloves. It was a trip. no pun intended. haha.

I love to see how creative people get. When I was a teen my friends and I would go to the parade every year but never make it to the actual streets that the parade ran on but the side streets were definitely the side shows. Two costumes that stuck out to me where vagina faces and some dude made himself into a lava lamp and throw balloons around inside the costume which I thought was great. Not until 06 did I actually get to see the parade. If you haven’t seen the NY Halloween Parade yet, I suggest you do!

I’m not a big fan of slutty costumes. The whole Disney characters but slutty phenomenon that hit is old. Be creative. Don’t get me wrong. Skin is great but lets be tasteful ladies.

What are you going to be for Halloween?

heres a shitload of more kanye memes.