Archive for April, 2009

Word to the Bird.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

I admit, I’m a grown ass kid and refuse to grow up. I tend to give everything a personality. That being said…. I will no longer keep my car running because of this ad…. and the environment….

Get your green on here.

gloria the cocksucking warria, she was born in queens astoria.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

WOW, that’s awesome.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009
So I’m thinking of changing my cell phone provider to AT&T, with all its new and not to mention useful apps it’s a shame that the iPhone is only available to one provider.  Apple has definitely become one of my top favorite companies and now I have even more of a reason to love them.  I’m not sure whether I’ve expressed this before or not but I am I huge fan of videogames.  I’ve had almost all the major systems available and played a variety of games.  Throughout the years I’ve come to love RPG’s, so when my boyfriend and Daisy put me on to an article that states that “World of Warcraft has become fully functional as an app on the iPhone”,  I nearly creamed my panties lol. Now I’m not 100% sure that this is definitely coming out but if it does I’ll be the first to return my blackberry and get my apple on! For the gamers following us, if you’re on WOW and in the Khaz Modan realm, friend me my user name is Ingy; since I’m not in a guild I’m always looking for people to raid and help with quests.

fuck hummels!

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

if you dont know what hummels are, theyre these weird porcelain figurines of children. see here for a pic. barnaby barford decided that the old school hummels were bitchasses and made his own version. id have to agree that these new ones would beat the fuck out of the old ones if they bumped heads in a back alley somewhere in my imagination.

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my mouths watering.

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

i stumbled upon the extra butter blog and nearly fell off my chair. i love dunks. niggahs can hate on dunks all they like, but i been rockin dunks since ‘02, when i was lucky enough to be put on by my then boyfriend and i think they compliment my flintstone feet. before dunks i was on some nike air shit (my moms choice) i also rocked prestos (wtf was i thinkin?). ive been known to fall off the wagon and cop a pair of etnies and converse but only because i thought they looked perfect with an outfit.

im not a fan of other nike sneakers (i heard blazers cut the back of peoples ankle/calf area) BUT these blazers mid are hot fiyah. click more for pics.

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so its been a while

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

I’ve been busy procrastinating and letting my school work pile up and now reality has sunk in.  It’s the end of the semester and I’ve had a full blown case of senioritis, and its biting me in the ass (not literally).  And now to top things off the site that I work at is closed for the remainder of the week.  I hate the media and how they really blow illness out of proportion.  I’ve had enough with this Swine Flu “Epidemic”, and coming from me, thats shocker; my friends swear I’m a hypochondriac.  Anyways just thought I’d drop in and say hello, I should be heading to school now to study =/

I love it when you call me Big Pop-Pa.

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

I fell in love with this girl Twinkie Chan when I first laid eyes on her crocheted goodies. She is super talented.

Twinkie was featured in Inked magazine for her beautiful bright colored ink of cupcakes, icecream and peeps to name a few.

You can find her stuff on ebay or Etsy.

It’s Official.

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

I have been working on a project since October of 07 and I was suppose to be done November of 08. Well the Grand Opening was pushed back once and now twice.

The commute has been brutal, approximately 2 hours one way! That is 1,040 hours in one year. Approximately 43 days of my life wasted on mass transit.

The project has been put on hold due to the wonderful economy and the remainder of my team has been let go as of May 31st. I couldn’t be happier!! I get to work on Tough Love full time and have the summer off to act like a rebellious teenager. I haven’t had a summer off since freshmen year of High School and I graduated in ‘99 (you do the math).

So here is to summer of 09!!!!!

on brazilian waxes and anal bleaching…

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

ive done thing like push babies outta my hoo ha but i cant fuck with puttin hot wax on it and ripping the hair out. the back of my throat gets dry when i try to imagine it happening. not that im advocating retro bush, im just happy with my razor. women are so fucking unhappy with their bodies that they do the most torturous shit to themselves because carrie bradshaw and other dumb cunts tell them this is what theyre supposed to do. which brings me to anal bleaching. for starters, im no fan of cocks in my ass but if thats your thing, its cool. however, bleach on the asshole sounds like it burns. i stopped washin my clothes with bleach because i didnt like the way it smells or the way it made my hands feel, no way would i put it on my bunghole.

guess her muff.

Monday, April 27th, 2009

some genuis decided to base a website on a game that im sure many of you play durin your ride to work, or at work, or at school, the gym, whatever. guesshermuff.blogspot.com has kept me entertained for long stints of time. let this be a lesson ladies, dont take nude pics of yourself because they most definitely will end up on some shit like this.

new age of heroes!

Monday, April 27th, 2009

marvel vs capcom 2 is being released for xbox360 and ps3 this summer. this game is one my top 5 list of best games ever. best help ever was psylocke. if you dont play videos games you already kinda suck, however you can redeem yourself… just play this one.

Saturday Smoke Off.

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Daisy rants and raves about her Woodside Kush which has gotten me obliterated on many occasions so I’m not complaining. I got my hands on some East Coast Sour Diesel so we decided to have a smoke off and see which was better. I know, we lead exciting lives.

On the left weighing in at .5g… Woodside Kush
On the right weighing in at .5g.. East Coast Sour Diesel

And the results are……. *drum roll please*

Appearance:  Woodside Kush
Texture:  East Coast Sour Diesel
Smell:  East Coast Sour Diesel
Inhalation:  East Coast Sour Diesel

All in all it was a good match.
Everyone was a winner as we all got lifted.

Disclaimer: Tough Love does not promote drug use. But if your going to experiment be smart about it and learn how to handle yo shit!

rip highline graffiti.

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

sometimes i read things and as soon as i hit the period at the end of whatever it is, its removed from my brain. which explains why i didnt write about this yesterday when i saw it on gothamist. the graffiti that had beautified the highline for so many years, is being removed by the city. this is a sad sad moment for graff history. if youve got shit rockin up there, better go flick it before its gone.

hopefully some rich fuck figures out how to bribe the city into keepin some of the shit intact. heres a quote from an animal article that pretty much sums it up:

“[T]heir mistake was thinking these tags detracted from the visual landscape when in fact they added a rich texture and history to the wall that only becomes apparent through the graffitis patina, the age of the spray paint, and the history of writing culture. What a shame.”

it cant bea!

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

bea arthur, my second favorite golden girl (sophia held the crown) died today, she was 86. i remember when i was a kid i knew dinner was almost ready because the golden girls would be on tv, and that was dinner time at my grandparents house. and sometimes when my insomnia kicked in, i would watch re runs of maude on nick at nite. *sigh* old people, always dyin.

daaaamn.

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

we all have that favorite pair of jeans that fits us the way we like. well mine just died… theres a hole in the crotch area. musta been when i threw them on yesterday to run a couple of errands. i got them for 13.99 or some shit when benhaz sarafpour did a line with target, it was a steal and it was basically for free because some nuns gave me a target card (not kidding). fack! this sucks!

what’cha what’cha say? uh!

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

30 Customs by 30 Friends.

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

I loooooooooove toys even the grown up ones. I have been collecting vinyl toys since 2004, my first toys were Fafi’s toy capsales and Dunny series 1. I remember the first time opening the dunny box and feeling that anticipation of not knowing what is going to be inside. I definately lucked out and came off with Ewok and Sket’s toy.

I guess you can say I have an addiction. More about that later.

Sooooo with that being said it was only right of me to post this auction. (via Baroness Loves)

 

 

ABOUT THE AUCTION
30 CUSTOMS BY 30 ARTISTS: An Auction to benefit the Children of Cambodia.

 Check out all the amazing customs available right now from: 123KLAN, Alex Pardee, Andrew Bell, The Beast Brothers, Brian Morris, DEPH, DEVILROBOTS, FILTH, Gary Baseman, ILoveDust, Jime Litwalk, Joe Capobianco, Joe Ledbetter, Jon Burgerman, MAD, Maze23 Brooklyn, Mori Chack, Nathan Jurevicius, Pon, SEEN, Shawnimals, Sket One, SourBones, TADO, Tara McPherson, TILT, Tim Biskup, Triclops Studios, Tristan Eaton, Urban Medium, and Christian Jacobs of YoGabbaGabba!

BID NOW: search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZbaronesslovesQQhtZ-1

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ya owe me a beeg fot pussy favor!

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

one of my favorite quotes from the illest movie ever – belly. if you havent seen it by now, (and you like this blog) you should.

its sad to think about now (’cause hes a crackhead), but back when i first saw the sex scene between buns (dmx) and keisha (taral hicks) i was amazed.

this movie is the shit, though. crooked cops, phone taps, extortion, murder, hip hop, and most importantly… the females hold it down.

*spoiler alert* one of them is on some nubian queen tip and is the embodiment of what being a ol’ earf (wisdom) is. another one is some bad bitch who is an ILL assassin and last but not least; one of them chicks beats the fuck out of a home intruder.

in case it slipped your mind…

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009


its earth day. show love to ya ol’ earf by going green. ride a bike (hipster style), change your light bulbs, buy a reusable bag, recycle your old cell phone properly, whatever floats ya boat. just dont be a dick and do nothing.

now people can officially start puttin up free utah.

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

she was sentenced to 6 months and a fine of $10,000. thats a pretty penny for a bullshit charge. who decides how much the property damage is? motherfuckers hike the cost up to make the charges heavier.

i wont use the pic of her face thats goin around because thats just not my style, she obviously wanted to be known for her graff not her face. funny thing, we live in the same neighborhood and i cant recall ever seeing her… not even once. shes a real shadow in the night.