Archive for January, 2009

i handle my biz, there i is!

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

whilst being a narcissist and lookin back in the archives, i realized that i havent posted a pic of myself. you’ve probably taken a few guesses as to what i look like, and ill bet it was some wild shit. i dont do alot of dressing up, matter of fact, my company holiday party (dec 11 08) was the first time ive worn heels since my mom got married (something like 8 years ago, i cant remember). by the time i made it home i was nearly in fuckin tears, and barefoot. call me a dyke all you like that high heel shit is INSANITY.

my hair is no longer two toned, and that wasnt intentional. after years of rapidly changing my hair color, my hair felt like straw, so i grew it out completely and cut off the treated parts. i rock with my natural color now. and that lip ring is gone…

by the way, i jacked this off my myspace pics. and yeah, im REALLY high in that pic.

i got tased

Friday, January 30th, 2009

and that shit is no joke! yesterday my friends threw a ghetto welcome home party for my boy ivo who just came out from doin a 5 year bid. i showed up 5 hours late (poor form, i know) so i guess the tasing was justified but that shit hurt!

TOUGH LOVE(RED) NYC

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Its for a good cause.

charity

madame butterfly let me in your house of pleasure.

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

i can remember sittin on my block with my boys, my mom and her peoples standing in front of the buildin…. and this song blastin outta someones car. growing up in nyc is awesome, i recommend it to anyone breeding.

i dont sleep ’cause sleep is the cousin of death.

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

honestly, i have no fuckin clue why i dont sleep. i sleep in 2-4 hour increments. last night at 10:30 i passed out, (because at this point i never fall asleep, i literally pass out.) woke up at 12 and havent been able to get any shut eye since.

i wont take any prescriptions bc that shit is straight poison, so i try and battle myself everyday, stayin up a bit longer each morning, tryna get some type of a somewhat normal schedule. although, nighttime is prime time for my kind. i hate the sun, sunny people, early birds, all that shit. im tired, blow me.

Classy Criminal Remix

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

What color would you like to see it?

Pantone

Thats the way you get Timberland up.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

NJ Transit

I hate NJ Transit.

My Fortunes are literal.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

fortune

welcome to the dollhouse.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

funny movie, watch it.

Recreational

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Knicks game was pretty exciting, mostly 4th quarter.

court

Of COURSE I was in row K J

seating

Go NY, Go NY, GO!!

score board

poppin squats.

Monday, January 26th, 2009

im a pretty paranoid person. i cant pop squats for a number of reasons. and since i enjoy making lists, heres a fuckin list:
- i have this irrational fear that somethings gonna fly up my twat and ill be forced to birth some crazy shit like in that movie the fly.
- i dont wanna give anyone the chance to take a pic (as i did below) and use it as collateral.
- i dont want to run the risk of a) not squatting down enough and pissin on my jeans or b) squatting down too far, therefore makin the force of my stream of urine to splatter on my sneakers.
- pissin in public is for the bravest of bitches, a cold cooter is hard to deal with.

every chick i know gets drunk and pops squats, but its always dudes who get tickets for pissin in the street. why is that?

yellow

Ernie is a G.

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

One of our Facebook friends edited this. It is HYSTERICAL!!

LOVE STINKS! Sometimes.

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

Just in time for Valentines Day…..

Love Stinks – 2009 Remix.

Cop it at BUY STUFF.

love stinks

Dissociative identity disorder

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

wildthing

My Creative Team.

making history feels good.

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

today feels awesome.

The Original Instant Message

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

Krazy Daisy

There was a time in the graff game where there was no internet, chat rooms, the internet no names are saying things, no forums, nothing of the sort. Just face to face confrontation and if you went over me I took all your shit out and when I see you you’re getting yapped in the face.

We need to bring those days back.

Big up to Daisy.

your eyes are lying to you.

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

a street artist in berlinĀ has taken the words right out of my mouth and onto the fakeness. girls, dont base your self image on this bullshit, everyone knows its fake. isnt that what hollywood/celebrity is known for? being fake? see more of this brillant idea here.

hairy snatch!

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

madonna, naked at 20. the rest of the story can be found here. i fuckin love dlisted!


During my travels.

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

BringIt

H is for Had the idea already. Thanks.

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Charles Caleb said “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”

I think he never had an original idea.

That being said.

I ran into something today that made me laugh…

punk

Now, for all of those who may have forgotten. I did this in 06…..

JHeart line

yup.

And for all of those who think its photoshop….

youcantgetmeoff

And for those who like to read…..

Wooster Collective scroll down to November 6th 2006.

See more flicks here…..Flickr